By Dominic Renzetti

Just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse in the world of Hollywood love, the unpredictable happened. Just 72 days into her marriage to Kris Humphries, Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce.

The couple had filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences. According to an article in the New York Post, Humphries was “blindsided” by the news of the divorce. Though Humphries may have been blindsided, I myself am more confused. Is Humphries actually getting divorced or is he just being written off the reality show?

I do feel bad for Humphries, though. First he’s locked out of the NBA and now he’s going to be locked out of his own house. Poor guy.

And of course, in the spirit of October, National Anti-Bullying Month, thousands of people took to Twitter to make fun of Kim Kardashian and her failed marriage, because that’s totally cool right? I know this sounds hypocritical coming from a blog titled “Celebrity Smack Talk”, but still. I can’t wait for the anti-bullying commercial on MTV that shows a multi-millionaire girl sulking over the fact that literally millions of people are making fun of her. Aren’t celebrities people too? Not anymore because it’s now November, which means it’s National Talk Smack About People You Don’t Know and Will Probably Never Meet Month.

But don’t you worry, Celebrity Smack Talk With Dominic will never go soft. Every month is National Talk Smack About People You Don’t Know and Will Probably Never Meet Month for me. So lets get back to the meanness.

Typical of any drug addict struggling to financially stay afloat, Lindsay Lohan has decided to get naked for money. Lohan will appear in Playboy fully nude, getting paid close to a million dollars for the shoot. I don’t know what’s more desperate, Lohan or Playboy. Both are struggling to stay relevant both are strapped for cash. A match made in heaven?