Family Weekend – what better way to give your parents the full Eastern experience than to take them out for an exploration of the Charleston night life?

Although I fully encourage enjoying a legal cocktail with your parents, please follow these simple rules so your night is pleasant, and not a sad episode of “Jersey Shore.”

Drink with caution

By a certain point in a student’s (legal) drinking career, they have a fair idea of their consumption limits.

Or, they may also realize how vocal they may be after a few drinks. It is great to celebrate a newly found maturity with parents.  

Close to earning a degree, entering adulthood – let’s celebrate with a beer … or two … or four … or, “Mom, dad, I am so, so sorry.” The last thing you need is to get to the point of being real honest with those around you, especially with the two people that are most likely paying your tuition.

Also, don’t go the extra mile to make parents proud by stumbling out of a bar, singing “Don’t Stop Believing” at the top of your lungs.

Although your parents may appreciate your musical stylings, they may not appreciate having to explain to a member of the Charleston Police Department why their child is auditioning for Journey.

Choose an appropriate location

Unless your parents’ idea of nightly extracurricular’s includes a fondness for learning how to Bernie, steer clear of the dance bars. And if it is the case and they are willing to learn, I am available for lessons. Remember, there are options.

For example, the university is hosting a free wine tasting on Saturday. A much classier affair than a bar where they are likely to witness a tribal-like dance ritual.

Be economical

Yes.  You can be frugal when it comes to showing your parents a night out on the Chuck. Remember, these are the people that most likely support your adult beverage consumption on every other weekend.  

If going out is desired, make sure to take advantage of drink specials. Enjoying a drink special instead of a $8 Patrón tequila shot is just another way of showing your parents you care.

Remember, it’s only for the weekend

Even if mom and dad thought it was a good idea to reminisce their college days by obliterating you at beer pong in front of your friends, don’t hold it against them.

They were once young, and someday you too can continue the tradition of making your children proud at Family Weekend.

Shelley Holmgren can be reached at 581-2812 or meholmgren@eiu.edu